Tales From Your Local Caffeinated Cryptid

Please read this post before sending me an ask/request

Here’s a quick summary of an important thing: 

  • Make sure you read my blog page Da Rules. I know its lengthy, but it’s thorough. 
  • When you have finished reading Da Rules, message me with the key word (if you read through, you’ll know!) 

**Important: Da Rules do not pop up on mobile. Even after checking the correct coding etc. I can’t get it to work. If you’re on mobile, just read through this post and we should be good 👍🏻💯. I strongly encourage you to read Da Rules when you’re on desktop. 

Here’s a summary of content I will write: 

  • I will write for any characters–canon or oc
  • I will write most themes and prompts
  • I will write ships
  • I will write gore and violence
  • I will write sexual content 

Here’s a summary of content I will not write: 

  • Whatever I am personally not comfortable with. 

As stated, I will write for any fandoms and characters. Even ones I am not familiar with, provided I am given enough information and/or I can seek it out myself

Here are a list of fandoms I participate in and have written for at one point or another: 

  • Resident Evil 
  • Death Stranding
  • Final Fantasy (XV, VII, VIII, X, X-2 & additional) 
  • Game of Thrones 
  • Hades
  • Horizon Zero Dawn 
  • Yu-Gi-Oh 
  • Cowboy Bebop 
  • Outlaw Star 
  • Supernatural 

Important tabs on my blog page:

  • Da Rules–(insert snape voice here) obviously 
  • Prompts–If you are not sure what to send in, or need writing inspiration go here. I archive many writing prompts and ideas here. 
  • Drabbles–I tag all requested work with #drabbles. If you want to comb through and find old works I’ve done check here. 

3 important things you should take away from Da Rules page: (if you decide to skip over..cause let’s face it, I think we’ve all done that before. We’re human.) 

  • If you are younger than 18+, I recommend you don’t interact with this blog as I am open to prompts that may be offensive, sexual and or disturbing to some individuals. I may also reblog offensive, sexual, and or disturbing content. I am not responsible for your consumption. Please be aware and enter at your own risk.
  • If the anon function is abused, I will turn it off until further notice. This sucks for folks who are shy, don’t want to comment on posts, or don’t feel comfortable with me/the public. Please be mindful.
  • I believe we curate our own individual experiences in our little corners of the internet. That unless we are directly hurting somebody, everyone should be allowed to cater to whatever passions they have on their blogs. If there is something I post that offends, makes you uncomfortable etc. simply unfollow or block me. 

Most of the time I will happily:

  • Answer personal questions.
  • Offer emotional support, encouragement and validation to people who need a place to vent or share–within reason (please do not use me as a therapy resource. I am in the mental health field and even I need space from it. I can provide you peer delivered resources, but that’s it). 
  • Share my personal opinion on something you want an opinion on. 
  • If you’re a writer, offer feedback and would be more than happy to read your work. Link me your AO3 or other projects!

Thanks for reading! If you cross the boundaries I’ve listed here, I will probably ignore you. If you do it repeatedly, I will block you.

ronkeyroo:

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angry blorbo sketch for angry blorbo appreciation!!!!

idescribefrogsnthings:

katfishdraws:

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frog: i want to belong

[ID: canvas art of a frog sitting on top of a mushroom in a cluster of red capped toadstool type mushrooms that resemble the fly argaric mushroom. The frog wears a toadstool cap as a hat. The words, “I want to belong,” are written in all caps around the frog. The background is mostly black with orange hues around the frog. The canvas is signed, “catfish draws,” in the bottom right corner. /End ID]

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

why do all my internet friends have to live so far away im literally going to be sick. when will they invent a computer you can climb through

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is this really too much to ask……………………. :(

tangiblenightmares:

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Daily Higgs gif 🖤💛🖤

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

Hate hate hate how when I get angry there is a physical reaction but it’s not glowing eyes or growing claws or something it’s crying. This feels unfair.

assassin1513:

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💙✨Falling Stars ✨💙